You think you are making it look better and really you never are.
You always write on it too soon, or put too much, or it gets dried out in the bottle and it ends up looking like a birds poopie.
Then they invented that roll on stuff that works so well the first few times; and when it works you feel so good, but eventually that little paper starts to unravel and you lose control.
In the end you have more white stripes on your hands than anywhere else, you’re cursing like Emily’s Tye mom after the Conservatives won the election, and the bloody thing that cost $5.99 at the office depot is in the garbage.
We really are sorry White-Out but you have ruined enough 5th grade I.S.Us’ for one lifetime and we are against you.
