WHAT?!!?? Are you serious Mr. Zebra? Why on earth are you dressed like that??
WE CAN SEE YOU!
Why not try a nice auburn, or caramel color? Don’t you think you would be a little safer?
“Oh hey Mrs. Lion”
“I just put on this ridiculous black and white striped crazy suit, so you would be able to see me from miles away. Also I dressed my children and all my entire family in the same thing just in case. I think the black and white will look great with a splash of blood. Would you mind terribly coming over here and eating me?”
Oh you silly zebras!
In our opinion Zebras are nothing more than horses on a suicide mission, and we are against them.
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